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John Waters Wants You To Have Sex

That’s right, gents!  Cult film icon John Waters wants you to have sex…in a voting booth…kind of.

Waters has teamed up with Milkcrate’s Aaron LaCrate to design a campaign button t-shirt that promotes have sex in a voting booth.  That’s a way to encourage 2012 voting I suppose.

The shirts are $35 each and you can find them in multiple online stores by Googling “John Waters Voting Shirts.”

Another Politician Caught With His Pants Down

Chris Myers, NJ GOP Mayor, is denying that the photos of a man in glasses in his undies on a bed are of him.  The photos also happen to include Myers’ IDs and his cell phone number.  Wait…what?!

Ok, the pics first appeared on a website that a rentboy started after the married father of two reneged on a promise to buy him a car.  Hmmmmmmm…The rentboy eventually contacted news organizations.  Of course Myers is playing the DENY DENY DENY game.

Now it’s important to note that Myers is a republican, but didn’t really have a gay marriage platform.  With that said, I’m sure this isn’t the last we’re going to hear of this story.

Little Brother Steals The Show

I know I post some crazy weird videos from YouTube, but this one seriously takes the cake.  Check out this HILARIOUS video of, what appears to be, a teenage girl filming a dance video of herself.

Her little brother steals the show, though, when he starts dancing in the doorway.  The video gets really funny at about 39 second mark.

My favorite part is her brother screaming at the end because you know he’s thinking “My life is seriously about to end right now!”

This totally makes me think of my little brother…awwwww

 

Hey Girl, Hey!

Alright guys, if you haven’t already seen this you NEED TO.  Just take a few minutes out of your day and watch this.  It’s a super gay-ed up version of the Disney classic, Beauty and the Beast.  Enjoy!

Hilarious New Doritos Super Bowl Ad

Why is South Florida so “gay popular”?

As most of you know, South Florida is a huge destination among the gay population of the United States. Whether it’s a tropical vacation getaway, a new place to call home or a winter destination for retired snowbirds, greater South Florida is known as a gay mecca that ranks second only in comparison to San Francisco.  So what is it about the area that attracts so much of the gay population into one concentrated area?

1.) The Weather – as this could be said for people of any sexuality, the sub-tropical climate of South Florida offers temperatures and scenery unlike anywhere in the continental US. While we may occasionally endure some extra humidity throughout the summer, the constant ocean breeze makes it pleasant.  However, our peak fall and winter season can only be described as a gay tropical paradise, especially with the early frigid temperatures already encroaching on the north.  Let’s face it – nobody likes shoveling 2 feet of snow in our designer shoes to make it out of the driveway.

2.) The Beach – the beach is an obvious factor that contributes to the higher gay population.  Where else (besides the Ramrod Bar) can we show off our muscle-bound bodies and reminisce over last weeks’ gossip with good friends.

3.) The Food – South Florida is truly a melting pot of cultures and offers plenty of options for dining.  From sushi to pasta or from organic to vegetarian, there’s a wide range of cuisine to satisfy the tastes of even the pickiest eaters. Keep in mind after eating all that delicious food, there are plenty of gyms to work it off.

4.) Where the Boys Are:  There is a movie with that title that premiered here 50 years ago. The title has had the same passion but taken on a new meaning.  Making Fort Lauderdale their destination, the boys are definitely here and it’s hotter than ever.
5.) Shopping – From Boca to Wilton Drive to Miami’s Lincoln road and practically everywhere between, there’s more than enough places to spend gay shop in South Florida.  And smart deals for fashion conscious gays can be found everywhere when the economy is soft.  Even the boutiques on Worth Avenue are giving away their Pradas.  (Well, sort of )

6.) Sunglasses – OK, this is still shopping but they deserve to be mentioned because they’re a must. They look cool, sexy, sophisticated and there’s no better way to hide the bags under your eyes after a long weekend of partying. Being the Sunshine State, nobody will ever know your motive. Additionally, you can stare at things with your head slightly turned in the opposite direction, as to avoid looking like a creep.

7.) The Clubs – Of course all cities have their fair share of clubs, but South Florida is a hedonistic  heaven with an extensive variety of gay  venues that range from dancing all night, to cruising all not, to sexing all night (yes, there are plenty of those types of clubs). From mild to wild, formal to abnormal, there’s isn’t a better area to get your drink on. However, we’re still curious (and nobody knows for sure) if tran-sexuals qualify for free drinks on ladies night…..?

8.) Entertainment:  Big names like Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho and Joan Rivers all love their gays and perform here regularly.  On the local scene you can find everything from Drag Dining and Cabaret clubs that even includes a Drag Gospel Sunday Brunch to, of course, male strip clubs that cater to your every whim.  But if you’re looking for the best entertainment into town, it can be found just strolling up and down Wilton Drive and people watching.

Wow! So there it is.. The facts behind what makes South Florida so popular with the gay population. Of course not all gays will fall into the above stereotypes or agree with the reasoning behind it, but hey at least we all can agree on one thing – Lady Gaga’s new song is hawwwwwwt!

Hilarious! “The REAL Gay Agenda”

Modern Family

If you haven’t watched or heard about it, you really don’t know what your missing. The ABC show “Modern Family”  had more than a few people falling over laughing, and that was only during the season premier. The hilarious comedy features Ed O’Neill (best known as AL from “Married With Children”) as the aging father to two middle-aged children and their families (one straight family with kids and one gay couple who adopt a baby girl).  Creative plots and the neverending attempt to adjust to each others ways of life,  Modern Family is a major hit – and definitely worth watching each and every episode.

Pro Bowl Comes to South Florida, Possibly Kindling Gay Affair

South Florida will host the NFL’s Pro Bowl in 2010 and may also become home of the Gay Games. Somehow, inexplicably, these two stories haven’t been linked by other media outlets. But it’s clear to see that the Pro Bowl could stand as the championship game in a week of Gay Games activities, where the, I don’t know, gayest football players get to go on to play in the Pro Bowl. While I’m dreaming here, I’ll even add a sponsor to help this happen: The gayest players get to play in the Gay Games Pro Bowl brought to you by The Cabanas Gay Guesthouse and Spa.

Filmed in Gay Fort Lauderdale!

Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild

By Wesley Morris
Globe Staff / September 19, 2008

Gays Gone Wild Filmed in Gay Fort Lauderdale, FLIn “Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild,” the abs come in packs of six, eight, and 12; the sex could put your eye out; and the venereal crabs – I can’t stress this enough – have their own animated musical number.

Todd Stephens’s film is a follow-up to his “Another Gay Movie,” but neither is really needed to spoof gay movies, since the average gay movie is pathologically predisposed to do that for itself.

This time four friends (our heroes) are whisked from California to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., for spring break, where they enter a Gays Gone Wild contest. The winner is the spring breaker who has the most sex. (I don’t remember the words “college” or “student” being used; and most of the men here look old enough to be, um, professors.)

What drops out of this flaming piñata of a plot? A bewigged, oversassed RuPaul; Krazy Glue swapped for lubricant; one gaggle of simpering prisses called the Jaspers; a merman; a Cuban virgin; drag superstar Lady Bunny armed with a Super Soaker; and some accidental incest. There’s an epic vomit sequence, a funny joke about Asbury Park (one about gentrification, silly), and an occasional emotional breakthrough (“As much as a slut as I may actually be, you’re the first guy I ever kissed”). And there are frequent mentions of gay websites (sponsors?).

The Larry Kramers in the house will want to condemn this farce as a sign of apolitical ignorance. The impulse is understandable. In that spirit, Perez Hilton, the gossip blogger, has been hired to play himself under a religious spell, denouncing the slatternly and the bad name they give the gays. He’s hardly Larry Kramer, but the moralizing here is a joke too.

Stephens’s movie is lewd and cheap and suffers from multiple-personality disorder (part soft-porno, part sitcom, part Hallmark card). But the relentlessness and lack of inhibition are sub-John Waters funny – and a corrective to the gay suffering and homophobia in other movies. There are no closets and no shame here, even if some blinds would be welcome.

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If all this looks like FUN – visit The Cabanas Guesthouse and Spa in Gay Fort Lauderdale yourself and have your own share of WILD!